carne-diam:

"Hand Check" - Noah Guenther

Timestamp: 1406699854

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via heyheyanna)

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via heyheyanna)

kyousaya:

when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like

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I LIVE THERE

(via heyheyanna)

hhelenaharper:

why is this in my house

(via blackmormon)

Timestamp: 1406431032
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  • Trackname:

    Hello Kitty (Acoustic)
  • Artist:

    Avril Lavigne

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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(via common-loons)

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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(via yourroyalpenis)

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  • Trackname:

    Zoey 101 Theme Song

"You do not need pasta."

Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

(via yourroyalpenis)

gnasting:

sexual orientation: alone

(via thejewelofafrica)